'Lisa Turner, somewhat slow learner
was dared by her friend Kate
To chew on glue, something to do
and so she took the bait.
She opened wide and stuffed some in,
no doubt it made her frown.
You won't get chatting to Lisa now,
not unless she writes it down'
The Big(ish) book of (somewhat) Hilarious Poems has been
stuffed full of funny, cute, gross and
sometimes even grotty poems that will make you giggle,
wriggle, chuckle, buckle, laugh and barf.
From overweight Christmas fairies to disgusting potions
that turn you invisible to a baby who cannot stop eating
anything he sees - this book has it all!
